Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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