I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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