porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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