quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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