We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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