well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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