I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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