drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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