I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This baby is an asshole
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just want to make out with him forever
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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