if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
This toilet bowl is my home.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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