He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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