first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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