just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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