He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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