omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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