apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Two words: nipple clamps
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