Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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