I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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