So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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