i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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