used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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