like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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