she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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