Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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