do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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