i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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