But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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