Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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