let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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