i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Randomize
