youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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