Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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