This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
then he tried to convert me to islam
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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