I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
