He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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