Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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