my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
