guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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