Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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