I wanna bring you to show and tell
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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