How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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