I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
