im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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