I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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