it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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