Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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