I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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