Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The air was thick with penises
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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