ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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