And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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