: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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